Well, the first one would be Martha Stewart, next would be Hillary Clinton.
Elmer
who would you give one to?
celebrating our 10 year anniversary .
the first air filter disguised as a seat cushion!.
Well, the first one would be Martha Stewart, next would be Hillary Clinton.
Elmer
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ok....i am all alone....nodenial is working out of town...darn it.. how about a cyber party with me...please!!!.
i have just mixed a 7 and 7..... codeblue
Whoooooppphhh, tugg, tugg , gag ,gag, choke, choke, sup, sup. What's next?
So far I don't have a lampshade on my head, but I'm having a good time at your party!
De donde es usted, really?
Elmer
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i'm never going to live this down......i gave my daughter a talking to about drinking last week, mentioning health issues and the dangers of binge drinking as she'd been to a party and had had a few too many....we talked and she agreed to be more sensible...... fast forward to last night...i went to a friend's son's bbq for his 21st birthday..it was really hot and the wine was flowing..i started at 2pm through to around 1030..i cant actually remember .... .when it was time to leave.i tried to walk home and just.... could'nt--i seemed to walk forwards one and back three and was laughing so hard my stomach hurt and i could'nt stand up........ my friend's son offered to carry me home...wrapped up in a blanket....bless him....when he got to my door he propped me against the front of the car and i kind of folded in the middle, face down and hit my forehead on the bonnet........... ......theyve all been round to laugh at my hangover from hell.
too....
Yeppers! I drink and I smoke. My daughter uses my vices against me all the time as an excuse to keep me from my grandson. He is 13. The day will come when he uses his own mind and we will be togther again.
Kids rule the world today through retail sellers. The little punks without the knowledge of "Hard Knocks" that I and many others here experienced when we grew up.
It's been the same since the recording of human history.
Elmer
in all the years i went door to door as a jw, i never once had a study who went all the way to baptism.
in the thirty years i've know my wife -- who has been a jw all this time -- she has never made a single convert from going door to door either.
is this true of others on this forum?
Yes I did. Sad but true.........Lonny and his family effected me the most. I've been looking for him for over 30 years to say I'm sorry.One day I will find them.
Elmer
money?,,,,,,, no, religion!
all the wars that i have studied have been attributed to religious beliefs who's foundation whereby being unfounded and un-provable.
trust in gawd, allah, jesus, jehovah, mohammed and on and on is what the lost say, or "the lord will provide" for that matter.
Corvin,
You always tell it like it is. You are welcome in my world and may the Sun shine on you and your family.
Elmer
money?,,,,,,, no, religion!
all the wars that i have studied have been attributed to religious beliefs who's foundation whereby being unfounded and un-provable.
trust in gawd, allah, jesus, jehovah, mohammed and on and on is what the lost say, or "the lord will provide" for that matter.
You never cease to disappoint me Cowboy.
Elmer
money?,,,,,,, no, religion!
all the wars that i have studied have been attributed to religious beliefs who's foundation whereby being unfounded and un-provable.
trust in gawd, allah, jesus, jehovah, mohammed and on and on is what the lost say, or "the lord will provide" for that matter.
Money?,,,,,,, No, Religion!
All the wars that I have studied have been attributed to religious beliefs who's foundation whereby being unfounded and un-provable. Trust in Gawd, Allah, Jesus, Jehovah, Mohammed and on and on is what the lost say, or "The Lord will provide" for that matter. "One Nation Under Gawd". Bull- Shyte! Coining names does not effect the reality of the actions of people who stand by their ill-fated beliefs.
No Religion, no wars. Just live.
Elmer
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i'm not sure which religion or if it is about multiple religions... but dateline is doing a program about a distructive cult and it is starting right now,.
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Poor little Samuel. Damn, Stone Phillips did a hell of a job on that. 51 days of no solid food and I can't understand wht Roland was not implicated in the matter. Roland is another Fred Franz class.
Fred Franz AKA Chicken Little
Elmer
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well, our lorries are different to your trucks.. ours are flat fronted, yours have a bonnet.. ours are taller, yours are wider.. ours go like sh*t off a shovel, your kenworths couldn't pull a greased kitten out of bed.
englishman.
Lorrie? What the hell is a lorrie? Sounds like a gay Irishman to me. Well, I guess I'll just sit on the "lude" and "toss off". It may give me understanding and comfort!
Elmer
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yup... i had forgot how much i enjoyed it until last night, when i kicked back with wifey, watched a movie, and enjoyed the amazing, timeless combination of a good red wine, an amazing cheese, and the simplicity of crackers.. are there any simple pleasures of life that you just love?.
fmz
Yep FMZ, I love to sit in my back yard an simply enjoy nature. I have 8 bird feeders, 3 squirrel feeders, a pond full of Koas and a bullfrog named Herman. I too love the wine, cheeze and crackers as I watch nature unfold.
Elmer